Once again, the love of my life took to asking me weird questions. This time, the question is: how many cats does it take to eat a human?
It all started out simple, really: I’ve been watching some cartoon - I think it was something in The Penguins of Madagascar series - with my fiancee, Magda, and something to the effect of “I’d like to borrow a cup of coins” was uttered in the show. She looked to me and said jokingly, “I’ll buy a cup of coins off you for 1 PLN”.
I’ve been looking long and hard to turn a profit on this hypothetical sale.